An unscientific survey, based on observation and conjecture
- Ratio of Dollar General stores to inhabitants --- 3:1 (AL and MS)
- Armadillo roadkills per mile (highway) --- 3
- Native diet --- Fried chicken
- Ratio of Shoney's to inhabitants --- 1:5
- Ratio of Starbucks to inhabitants --- 1:10,000
- Twang of drawl --- increases proportionally to proximity to the Equator
- Ratio of Baptist churches to inhabitants --- 1:7
- Ratio of non-Protestant churches to inhabitants --- 1:850,963
- Primary indicator of church holiness --- size/quantity of crosses displayed in front of church (1 large cross = 3 medium crosses)
- Average gas price (per gallon, AL and MS) --- $3.61
~Mary
Shokey's? I think you mean Shoney's and if you haven't eaten in one GO THERE!!!
ReplyDeleteDuly noted, and we had dinner there tonight.
ReplyDeleteYayyyy! I am never disappointed by a trip to Shoney's. Unfortunately they disappear once you get to like Arkansas. I think there might be ONE in Houston.
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